I was so glad to see in the news that your wedding went well. I’m so sorry I couldn’t be there to share your special day, but I fear my invitation must have got lost in the post! I must say you looked as handsome as ever and I followed ever minute of your wedding in the news and poured over every photo of you (sometimes for several minutes at a time). I hope you will be very happy with ‘what’s her name’ and as I said, I wish I could have been in Venice to toast to ‘one of the last of the worlds most eligible bachelors’! But did I mention, my invite must have got lost in the post! Don’t despair tho, I can still stalk ..I mean follow you on Twitter .
And in the words of Kathy Bates (Misery) .. I’m still your No 1 Fan!
PS don’t fret I think easyjet will refund my air fair and Stella McCartney my dress!